Mazda6 Recall

Mazda has issued a recall for 52,000 Mazda6 sedans because of a potential obstruction in the Mazda6’s evaporative system. What is the obstruction? The evaporative canister vent line in some 2009 and 2010 Mazda6s makes a cozy home for some spiders that clog the line. The problem is that the clog leads to excessive negative pressure in the car’s gas tank, which can cause the tank to crack.

I have been trying to think of a witty joke or metaphor but nothing is coming to mind. You will have to make up your own.

Update: I support animal rights and I support PETA. But they are stone crazy, right?